Lori: Wait, theres 22 of us, How are we gonna fit in vanzilla? (throws the mud pie in Leif's face), (Leif throws some mud at Lana and then they keep throwing at each other.). Well those stories arent really what they seem. I think We're really good friends. Lincoln:Ill get the plates! I made some mud pies! Odine:Wow, Lincoln, Barbeque is my favorite. Odine:No, No (points to both of them)He said We were going bowling. Lincoln and Odine turn around and they see Lana. The siblings continue fighting until Lynn Sr. calls the kids from the kitchen. Lincoln walked over Linka.). (farts with armpit), Lana: Cool, I can do that trick too! Im not gonna let bully him anymore. Check out my girlfriend. Lincoln: Huh, I guess that does make sensekinda. Lincoln: So Linka, how did you manage to get your brothers to listen you? (Then when Lincoln came in the class room school every began to laugh in silent abit. Take a deep breath. (walks past her) Okay, You wil get your tests at the end of class. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! I learned by myself and I taught my sisters how to play. Lynn looks like the other Lynn. Lincoln:Its okay, Odine. Linka: I had the same dream where I encountered these same girls. The 6 year old boy looks like Lana by wearing a red baseball cap facing backwards, white sneakers with blue stripes, and blue overalls. Lana: Ha ha, that's funny! However, his hair is cut shorter and is parted at his forehead. So am I! Well, I now will be taking over and there will be some changes to the story. Lincoln:Yeah It does. Hey, Lincoln. . Meanwhile, Chandler threw a paper ball at him. Leni:Thanks for letting me sit next to you, Linky. She was confused she asked him one last time). (clears his throat)Hi I'm Lincoln Loud and these are my sisters, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily. Linka: Yeah, nothing can ruin-(looks inside the box and finds only one slice. They both finish their cups. Lisa: Not on your life. Of course I'm okay. Food! ), Leif: Ha. (It cuts to then door and the doorbell rings. Lincoln:Yeah, I did but Odine, the point is Im not perfect, none of us are. For instance, Leni, lets you have only two dresses in your closet, one is red and one is orange. Lincoln, who had been trying to keep himself from crying for his sisters' sake, couldn't help but to let a few bitter tears escape his eyes. Lana wraps the bandages around his arms and his ankle, Lola puts band aids on his cheeks, his knees and his forehead. After all the hate and mistreat at Ronnie Anne's Party, The family mistreat him at The Loud House Disrespectful, Irresponsible, Hateful, Hypocritical, Ignorance, Unfair, Selfish Selves, Unpleasent, Nasty, Cruel, And lastly, No Love. Loni puts on a blue shirt and shows Leni.). Odine then hears laughing and turns around to see Luan standing by the doorway. Luke: Yeah, So am I! Once they catch their breath, one of the sisters speak out. Author's note :This is a deconstruction fic of the St.Lincoln trope. Lincoln: I have to admit Lisa, you were right. This person , He or She could from any country like Mexico. Odine:(shakes his hand)Nice to meet you too, Lincoln. (In Luke and Lane's Room, Luan and Lane are watching his blog video where Lane is at the store and he throws a pie at man's face, then the man falls on top of a cake and then he runs away.). As opposed to his female counterpart missing her incisors and he's is missing his canines. Odine runs out of the kitchen and then She sees Rita on her laptop. Odine: I heard stories from your friends like you saving Frogs from being dissected, Helping an old lady cross the street, Picking up trash by an interstate and saving a turtle. (excited) FREE TICKET?! Odine:Lincoln, I never I'd tell you this but I can't resist your tiny freckles, your bright wide eyes and your snow white hair. (Ms. Johnson looks at the poor boy in concern. Odine: Okay, you can take the blindfold off now. Im also aware of the changes in season 5, Im just treating my fanfics like the Loud House comics where some events set before that happen in the show like for example, the comic, Whos the Loudest was released after Season 5 premiere. Lincoln: Wow, I have a friend named Clyde McBride! Lincoln then finds an acorn. The students walk out of class and Odine goes to see Lincoln about him passing his test. However Odine was completely dumbfounded by a baby getting a strike. We cut to Lincoln and Odine reading comics, not just any comics, Ace Savvy and Muscle Fish crossover comics. Luna: You two probably have only few things in common, right? (Five hours later, Lincoln and Linka still playing video games, until her watch starts beeping, She stops to look at it.). Loki: And since theyre gonna be coming home late, you what that means. You were trying go on a date with Lincoln? Lisa:Nothing broken, just a few scrapes (grabs his ankle and squeezes it), Odine:Well, arent you gonna laugh at him and say serves you right for trying to our stop our fight.". (It cuts to the 22 Loud kids, wearing udders, walking out of the amusement and cheering). In fact I have the Muscle Fish game downstairs. Isn't he a breath of fresh hare? (Lucy and Lars shake hands on it and they write more poems. Lisa: And counting. He also doesn't have any eyelashes like his female counterpart. Luke: You made some great beats back there. Lane: Yeah, maybe we'll send able an e- male(laughs) Get it? Its look real to me. Lori: And then he wore the most ridiculous Ace Savvy costume Ive ever seen. Before Lori could turn on the tv, Leni grabbed the remote from her hand just the same. Odine:(in her head)Okay, Lily may have gotten a strike but Im sure the boy of my dreams will get a strike. Luan: Well, I hope you won with Betty or else youd be tied! Who said I was saint? Leni: You look like a really cute baby, Yes you are! (Lily kisses Leni's finger and Leni smiled at her baby sister. Lynn(Boy): I guess We were having some much fun, We didn't notice. We go inside and we see Lincoln Loud in an anime-esque style, reading a manga .) Lincoln groans with frustration and walks back to his team. Next morning, we see Lincoln in his bed, reading a comic book. Odine:Oh nothing, Its justI saw feed that squirrel that was sonice. Lincoln becomes the unconvinced that her invention worked.). Luan get him a pillow! Lincoln:Well, whoever this kid is, he or she is gonna be awesome. None of us are saints, devils or angels. Her siblings just rolled their eyes but Odine yells at her to stop it. Are you hurt?! Lana: Yeah, but Ill wash my hands after I eat. (It cuts to the siblings except Lilly and Leon, eating ice cream. Also, his overalls are shorter than Lana's overalls. (They heard the door open and it shows their parents from Lincoln's dimension. Linka:His name is name Ronald Santiago, Bebes little brother. (The siblings go outside and the original siblings gasps at sight of this worlds version of Vanzilla.It sill has the same two-tone green and white color scheme with two doors in the side, one of which has a broken lock and a window roller. I got free tickets when Lexx won the Little Miss Prim and Perfect Pageant! Pizza Delivery Guy: Strange, how many kids are there? Lincoln:Oh, hey Lana! (makes a bigger burp), Lynn(Girl): Oh, Ill show you weak! This is the same living room We lived in for years! (Both Lynns ran upstairs to his room to play some sports.). Lynn: I suggest that you should go first. Odine:Yes, at Bowling alley, at the park and movies and whenever I try to spend with Lincoln at home, you girls ruin it by not letting me and him watch tv, throwing a pie in his face, punching him with a blocking glove, farting on him, locking him up, forcing him to be a model, wear makeup and into doing your chores. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Lori: Isnt my old watch, I got new one you know. Levi: Yes, If this is a dream, then Wed all be sharing the same dream, which that concept is left up to interpretation. 59 parts Ongoing after no-Luck for Lincoln his whole family kicked him out of the house force him to sleep outside b. They arrive at the restaurant. Lincoln: If you want to rematch in Muscle Fish, let me know. Lucy puts on an ice pack on his head and then Luan puts a pillow under his head and Lynn puts a blanket over him. (pulls the gum hard but it also starts pulling her hair.)Owowowow! Odine:Wow, that sounds so (smoothly voice) perfect. Rita:I would say youre grounded but youre not our child, so Well just have to call your parents and have them come pick you up early. (shrugs)But you know what I said, Thick skin. All of his sisters laugh at him once again Lincoln: Just leave me alone, alright! Everyone goes inside.). Ace Savvy: Mystery of the Roulette Part 2, Who Lives in a Pineapple (Extended Version), Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. And finally, much like his counterpart, Lily, the 1 year old has light blonde hair and usually wears only a diaper most of the time. They all go to their respective lanes and they start to bowling. A large cardboard box designed to look like the front of a prison cell laid in the middle of the room, and they forced Lincoln underneath it and placed heavy tools from Lana's toolbox on the flaps to keep it weighted down. (Lisa push the button and the watch shoots out with blue beam and it opens to reveal the blue swirling that is the gateway to another dimension, her sisters were amazed.). Linka: I'm Linka Loud and these are my brothers, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Lynn, Lars, Leif, Lexx, Levi, and Leon. Grace:(stunned)Wow, theres a lot of you. Lynn(Boy): Yeah I do! When Lola won that pageant I only I got season passes. Leni: Like, Awesome! Lori:And then Carol said You cant have that skirt with those slippers but then He said, Lucy:(reading a poem)In the darkness of my soul there is a shining light. Ill go call him down. Leif: Okay, Forget Mud throwing! Leni: But what if that other me has yellow slippers and green slippers and I chose the yellow slippers? A long the way, Odine left a trial of leaves so they wont get lost and theyll able go to where they started. My Nose! Lana:Yeah, I came here to see my fish friends. Odine lays down her sleeping bag and gets inside. Luna: Awesome! Loni: But Link, you said wanted save those for a special occasion. View source. The Blonde Boy: Yeah, rock your heart out! The scientists give Lily and Leon the milkshakes they made, The babies drink up and they give the scientists thumb up and they both beam with pride. He smiled.). (No this is not a joke; if you haven't heard of this place, watch the show again or look it up), Author's Note: What's happening now? Odine opens one of her bags and pulls out a jar full of money. Dont worry Ill find something for you. Lincoln:Dont worry, Ill give her a bowling ramp, just like I gave one to Lisa. Lisa: Looks like they're getting along quite nicely. Lola: So is Lana and shes not even a boy. In Lynn and Lars Room, Lucy and Lars are reading their poems to each other.). Who's got any plans for the summer? Lisa:No, Lincoln said specifically Were going bowling. You're not supposed to bite people! However, his hair isn't as long as Lucy's. She knows that something's not adding up from the pain and frustration in face. Alright, Let's do this! Leni: When we first stepped into a Mall, We began see the beauty of it and we began to go there more often. Reininger's! (The siblings stare blankly at Lisa for a second.). Rita:I dont know. We see they took their shoes because they got uncomfortable after a while. (Like Lori, the 17 year old boy wears a blue tank top, brown shorts, and blue sneakers. (Lincoln check on his watch to see the time). In my dream, one of the reasons why I wanted to come here was because whenever I suggest Dairyland, you girls never want to go and some of you girls like Dairyland. Lisa: I have a question for all of you. What if Lana was in Lynn's role in Space Invader? Like Luna, Luke also wears purple boots and a grey belt wrapped around his pants. Ive been fan of the series since I was little. Once Girl Lynn kicks the soccer ball into Boy Lynn's goal, she shouts in victory. Lisa: (gasp) Good grief! Lincoln:So Odine, Did you like your first night here? Lincoln: What? We cut back to Lincoln and Odine dancing and She hears his phone, so she reaches in his pocket, takes it out and sees an image of Lori, so she declines and puts it back in his pocket. Girl Jordon:I cant get this stupid gum of my hair. Odine:If you want him then come and get him! Clyde:Like helping an old lady cross the street. A Dutch oven! Simply Delightful, thank you for inviting me. Lori: Aw, I nicknamed mine, Bobby Boo-Boo Bear. Odines jaw drops and Loris team cheers for Lynn. Lori:Guys, Im pretty sure theyre at the park and time just got away from them. Lincoln:I think you already did, Me and my friends already like you. (runs to the kitchen). ), (While Luan and Lane continue laughing, Leni interacts with Loni.). (As Lincoln walks to his desk some of the class quietly laugh at him again. (Linka swipes to another photo and shows him a picture of herself and a boy that looks like Ronnie Anne, but this boy has black short hair, purple jacket, blue jeans, and purple shoes.). Odine starts gagging for 2 minutes and then when she stops, she lightly pushes the basket. Lincoln pulls out pair of scissors from his back pack and goes to Girl Jordon then He cuts the piece of gum out of her hair and throws it in the garbage. Luke: Sweet! Odine:Yes, all youve been doing is messing with this beautiful little saint when he's done nothing wrong! Odine: Oh well, okay. Lincoln: Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. Just in time for my latest creation. Linka: Please excuse Leon, He likes to bite people or his toys. *Finally, Lincoln, Linka, Lana and Leif ride the milk shaker. Lynn(Girl):Wow, you and me have the same name. Lincoln:(smirks)Ha-ha! Grace: Oh. We cut to the next day where Odine is talking to Rita in the living rooom. This cant be real, this has be a dream. Lana:No way, nothing beats classic PB&J, well except a Rueben but Sauerkraut just makes the sandwich tastes sour. Afterwards, Lincoln jumps outside the window, onto a tree, and slides to the ground. - Loud House What If? Odine:How long have you guys been friends? Odine walks out of the kitchen but then She looks back and sees Lincoln open up the fridge and gets a pie in face. Odine:(in her head)Man, his sisters are coming between us and theyre bullying a perfect Boy like him. Odine:I have Pretzels,Choco Buns,Wavy chips, Knoppers and a Kebab. He immediately became horrified how all of the boys that looked like his sisters.). One big Family 37 parts Ongoing It's real. We cut to all the kids lined up and Lincoln holding his bowling ball and Odine gaze at Lincoln with pure optimism. Lincoln: Me? Lori: Sorry, Linc. (laughs), (It cuts to the Louds eating their burgers and fries). Odine goes to a desk next to Lincoln and his friends. The cab arrive at the B&B and Odine pays the driver. Lincoln: Of course, besides you all can't just jump in . You like seafood? Odine is surprise by what the sisters did. Odine gets many strikes and Lincoln gets many spares but then he gets a lot of seven ten splits, Odine becomes completely that her crush didnt get any strikes while Lynn got alot and she does multiple victory dance whether be pelvic thrusts, shaking her butt or doing the worm. Lane: Yeah! Clyde:Oh, He is. Leif: Uh, don't worry, guys. Odine:(groans) Those Schwesterns (translate:sisters) keep interfering with my dating attempts. Lynn:(snickers)Like I need a "stronger" bowling ball to get a strike. Lincoln: Uncle Penns? Linka: All right, that's enough. Lori: Hey, I have my own boyfriend, Bobby. Odine:Dont worry I left a trail so We get lost but the reason Were out here is so (smooth voice)We can be you know alone. Now, Lets Bowl! The Squirrel eats the acorn and scurries away and goes to back up to his tree and Odine dreamily sighs. Lincoln: Well, I guess it's been fun, huh? (they jump off the stage and they get carried by the crowd), (Luke pauses the video and Luna is amazed.). We parallel each other. Odine:(whispers and crosses)Dont say Lincoln, Dont say Lincoln. Luna is doing the drums while Luke is using a guitar as they jammed their own music. Your family's troubles are out of control by MoonTheCartoondemon. Loki: You know what's a great way to end it? Lisa: Now before we get started, I want everyone to stand back. Odine is amazed by the look of Lincolns room. Fanfiction: Saints Alive. Loni: Like, I got friends at work too, their names are Michelle and Finn. Were all generally good kids who have flaws and makes mistakes. Linka: Dont worry about paying for it guys, (pulls out a piece of paper)Ive got a free Ice cream coupon. Odine wants to know if you want to go the park. Odine leads Lincoln downstairs and then the cab pulls up by the house. Dont you mean Muscle Fish? Loki: (chuckled) How cute. Leni:(holding Lily)I even brought down Lily. Odine was about to smile but Lynn burps next to her. A MUD FIGHT! Lincoln:(looks at the picture on her wall)Is that your best friend? So cool! Well, for my only sister, she is kind, caring, master of all plans and also makes a great Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. Lincoln:Dont worry, Odine, I have move that will guarantee a won! Luke: Pfft. Hmmm I know! Rita and Lynn Sr. come out of their room. ), (The boys stop in their track and they gasp at Lincoln and his sisters and the sisters gasped as well.). Lincoln:No problem, Anything for my Foreign Friend.So, do you have any siblings back in your country? Linka: You know, Lincoln and his sisters seem like a nice family. Liam: This summer, I'm going toDairyland. ). Lincoln:Man,its just the two of us, playing Video games. It wasn't so bad after all. Lincoln then remember that he has wash the dishes, so he starts and Odine thinks in her head that Lori blackmailed Lincoln into washing the dishes. NOT UNTIL I HAVE A DATE WHERE YOU JERKS DONT INTERFERE! Who's next. (They arrive at the Uncle Penns Parlor.). (scooches closer to the Lincoln), Lynn:(sneaks behind the counches and whispers to Odine) Hey,(giggles)Watch this. It cuts to Lana and Leif walking together, then they spot gum on the ground, the dirty twins rush to it but Lori and Loki stand in their way and both wag their fingers, telling not to pick it up, Lana and Leif cross their arms and roll their eyes. Yknow I have Mick Swaggers sweaty T-Shirt, it still has his pit stains! (puckers her lips). Odine runs down the alley to help Lincoln and the Loud sisters stunned by what she said. Lori: No problem, Try to go easy on your girlfriend. (Both Lana and Leif run outside to the backyard to play in some mud. Both Lily and Leon looked at each other with smile. Looks like I'm not alone after all. ), (In Levi and Leon's room, Lisa and Levi are chatting and Lily and Leon are building a tower made of blocks.). What's more warm than a Sauna? Everyone groans while Odine becomes more annoyed.. I pickLeni, Luan, Lynn, Lola and. Rita:Hi there, you must be the exchange student that gonna be staying with us. (We fast forward to several hours later. However, it got the attention of the Loud family one afternoon. Lana: Oh, me and Lola lost our baby teeth at the same time. Leif: I thought baking was for girls but these are great. (The boys dog pile on their dad. (burp on cue and they laugh), (They all pile into the van and they drive off to Burpin Burger. It was quiet. The Loud sisters and the parents rushed to the front and Lincoln brings in Odine. Odine:(In her head)Another thing We have in common, We both like Barbeque chips! Thats Disgusting! Odine:Guten Morgen! from Loni, and "Dairyland!" (The sisters and brothers gasp and the scene remains in an uncomfortable silence until Lincoln and Linka look each and glare and then his sisters glare at their counterparts and then their Counterparts glare back at them. The two rush downstairs, they hop on the couch, grab two controllers and they start playing. They smiled at their parents.). Rusty:Saving Frogs from being dissected. Odine:Oh mein Gott! Odine becomes even more love struck upon he was able get perfect strike. Why were you late? Lincoln:Yeah, I want you to stay and I want all of us to get along, right girls? (It was peaceful morning; Lisa is in her room and tinkering with the same watch that Lincoln broke. LOOK WHOS GONNA BE STAYING WITH US! from Girl Lynn. ), Lane: Oh, thats Betty, shes my(blushes)crush(chuckles). Lincoln takes another sandwich and they both continue eating while Odine has her arms crossed. Lana: And some of us, who choose the mall because everyone else chooses it. Cut to an exterior shot of the house as time passes and back inside with Lincoln finishing explaining to the parents what happened today. But Im sure hell get there. Im glad youre not one of those boys who think pageants are for sissies. The fishmans shake their heads. Linka: This is a special occasion, We have guests, guests that look like us and tell me thats not special. Lynn:Oh, Youre going down, Stinkoln! Lincoln:(average) You see Ms. Johnson, I've overslept. (continues his game). Lars: Wonderful. It's really nice to meet you. ), (She walked out from her room and walk straight downstairs to the living room where her sisters are watching TV. Leni then hits 7 pins and Lori hits 8 pins. Clyde:Yeah, itll probably be better time with Tiango. Lincoln: Wow, these burgers taste just like the burgers in our dimension. Lincoln: Well, maybe that's only because you always work out. Lincoln:Okay, now that I got the cream out of my eyes and hair(tosses the towel aside)I can finally get to reading with Odine. Lincoln reaches for the remote from coffee table but Lori swipes the remote. Lincoln: Huh? Lincoln: Nope, Were taking you to Gus games and grubs. Lincoln:Really? Odine sadly parts off, as the siblings look on with sadness. Lisa:You have parallel version of our Family Vehicle. One of our Kids Eat Free coupons. Yknow I have video from a recent Miek Swagger concert. - Loud House What If? *Leni and Loni are in Calf-Price Gift Shop. The sisters stop talking and Lori speaks up.). Lincoln:I also know Im not perfect because I've done some harsh things before, like the time I humiliated them to win a trophy, the time I kicked then out of the pool I bought, the time I acted like I was better than them because of a limo, and that's only naming a few. Lynn gets out from under the blanket, laughing. Lori:Yep, Well do teams. Lincoln: Sorry girls. Lincoln: Hold it, remember I told you guys about the dream I have from the other night? Lori:Like Lincoln said, Were going bowling. (Back in Lincoln's dimension, he and his sisters were sitting on the couch watching TV.). Lynn:Fine! He wears a white long-sleeved t-shirt tucked into his dark gray pants, supported by a brown belt, a pink scarf, a pink socks, brown boots and matching brown gloves. She wears her earrings, long green flannel button up shirt with white shirt inside, dark blue shorts, and her brown shoes. Lori:Yeah, Lynn get him a blanket! *Luan and Lane are in the House of Moo and they each decorate a cow face to match the picture and they both win. Thats where We went for our first date. Lincoln:Oooookay (stands up) Okay, lets go home. They could never interrupted that. Lynn Loud Sr. (Alternate Version): Hey kids, we're home. Lincoln:(To the viewers)Todays the Student Exchange Program and just like Clyde, Im gonna have new friend from another country staying with me for the two weeks! Lincoln jumps in and the argument rages on and They fight in a dust cloud. You see, Lana convinced me to save the frog . (gives him his tet paper). (It cuts to the siblings sitting down and they start eating again and We see Leni trying to play with Leon with her finger.). The siblings and Odine go in vanzilla and they go to Gus games and grubs. She has some dolls on her shelf instead of action figures, She has her glass mirror on her clothes drawer with makeup.). When they got there, Lincoln looked at Linka's room and unlike his room, the walls are full of pink and her bed is made. Cause I got lost in these woods once. Lisa:Theyre in the woods near the North Valley B&B, Lori:I dont know but theyre unaware that they were supposed to be home hours ago. My fears have all faded, my walls have fallen down As Odine eats her food, she looks at Lincoln and stares at his white hair and she sees him wave his hair back. If you choose the red then that creates an alternate timeline where you choose the orange dress. Odine:Ja, Im Odine and I can wait for all the things youre gonna me show here. Lane: Oh, our parents are completely obvious. (The siblings cheerfully rush into the van and they drive off to Dairyland. Lynn Sr. :Whoa, Whoa Girls! Even the strongest of marriages aren't impervious, and the Louds are no exception. Lori: Wow, You guys watch the Dream Boat? Loki: Yeah, our mom has her own restaurant, Ritas Table and Our Dad is a dentist. However, unlike Lily, his hair is shorter and has more teeth. Linka: I also have a friend thats long distance. Odine:But dont you go around smelling like rotten eggs all day. Lincoln and his Sisters except Lily: Bye guys! (gets up from table). Another win for me! Lincoln sits down and Odine lays down two plates. They all wave to their counterpart.). One time she was able to save this entire pond. (Both Lynns start playing soccer again. (walks offscreen).
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